Nope! I ain't talking about my baby! Jhejhus Ghryist! I'm only engaged!
Err... After rather enjoying Dilli Ki Sardi, now its time to get my ass fried! Everything is so friggin hot! I use ice cubes in bath tubs! And I have already started to use the refrigerator as a new substitute to my wardrobe! Remember, once I told that how cold it was here? That when ever I took a leak, it smoked as if am firing a machine gun? Now I wonder if the damn pee hits beneath, or rather it get vaporized even before! Phews... This heat has definitely make me lose my bearings! Not balls ok! Just the bearings!
Ok! Under such circumstances, people do behave in a rather unpredictable manner! Can't blame them can ya? I guess my boss understands that pretty well! Jeez! The nigga doesn't seems to come out of recession blues! Heres what happened! (The italic text shows what was in the devil's workshop, read: empty mind!)
Boss: Even if you aren’t working 24/7, its best to be online & available.
Baba: Available for what? ( Damn does he think me to be a gigolo?)
Boss: Available to reply for important mails & discussions.
Baba: Err.. but why?
Boss: You know the economic conditions out there.
Baba: Yeah right! (out where?)
Boss: So it is important to know what’s going on globally, because we have stiff competition from other excellence centers.
Baba: What centers!?! What are those? (Damn the recession has got his balls on to his mouth... gote mooh mein.. poor boss)
Boss: You don’t have to work after office hours but stay online & look for emails and reply promptly
Baba: Err... That’s what I do during office hours...
Boss: [Speechless! The look on his face, PRICELESS!]
Current Music : Under Pressure - Queens. One of my all time favourites!
